(Sorry, this originally posted without editing - hope you take the time to read it corrected.)
It's the last week of school.
The marking period ended two weeks ago.
Even the students are tired of watching movies.
The teacher walks into the room, puts the movie on and sits at her desk.
She pulls out a deck of cards and starts playing solitaire.
A bored and inquisitive 8th grader walks up to her desk and asks:
"Teacher, why are you playing solitaire all by yourself?"
High School look out!