Friday, August 21 - Who's Distracted?

I was in the examining room at my doctor's office today and saw this sign:

Please refrain from

using cell phones during

your examination.

They are a distraction

for our dedicated staff.

Really?

I want a sign that says:

Please refrain from

using cell phones

in our office.

We really don't want

to know what you did

this weekend.

We'd much rather know

who you are and why

you are here.

Or better yet, who the

dirty sneakers you just

dropped on the counter

belong to.