Friday, August 21 - Who's Distracted?

I was in the examining room at my doctor's office today and saw this sign:

Please refrain from
using cell phones during
your examination.
They are a distraction
for our dedicated staff.


I want a sign that says:

Please refrain from
using cell phones
in our office.
We really don't want
to know what you did
this weekend.
We'd much rather know
who you are and why
you are here.
Or better yet, who the
dirty sneakers you just
dropped on the counter
belong to.

1 comment:

Debbie said...

You really come up with some good ones. You have me laughing every Friday with these.