Friday, October 9 - Who's the Wise Guy?

A third grade student walks into the office and says to the teacher....

I need something for dry skin.

What does this look like, a pharmacy?

No. 

You need the nurse.

Yes.

You know how I knew that?

No.

I have ESP.

(he looks confused now)

Do you know what ESP is?

No.

It means I can read your mind.

Oh.

By the way, how is your teacher today?

............without the slightest hint of hesitation and a twinkle in his eye............

Read my mind.


Sometimes I love my job!